Michael Rosen

Background
Once a childrens' book author, now a magical sensation that is sweeping the nation! Or... is it the world? Or, is it the bagel? We may never know.

Michael Rosen was born into an English-Jewish family in 1946. The husband and wife imbued their son with great power when he was born... aye, the very reverberation of plums was with him when he was naught but a lad. His skin turned a purplish-red not long after he escaped the safety of his mother's womb.

It was soon clear that this child was an incarnation of TED, and TED is the god, TED is the lord, TED is the creator!! Ted brings us tHings and OTHER bushels of good plums to perform CONQUEST on Harrybo!

Major

 * Xiangdeng Tiandao: The great Yaoguai of Perspectives seems to find great humor in Rosen's obnoxious and devious wiles. No finer a connoisseur of plums can the sage find, either, and may be persuaded to divest of duties in order to taste one of such fruit.

Very Minor

 * Garme Autras: The ancient Baltic god of the forge was once given what is known as a computer, and promptly accessed a website known as youtube. There, the first video that he witnessed was of Michael Rosen, and the Warmth of the Forge thought such a thing of complete nonsense, but certainly harkened back to the flyting (professional bad-mouthing) he did in the past. Verily odd are the abilities of some humans in the modern world...