Cieloruta Parejo

Background
Throughout history, there have been many names for the Yaoguai of Perspectives... but this ain’t the Yaoguai of Perspectives. In fact, this Yaoguai has never even heard of Perspectives. This Yaoguai can’t even spell “Perspectives”. Now, there’s probably like, a real lot of Yaoguai in places like China and Japan, but this Yaoguai has never been to those places and doesn’t even know where they are, but would probably guess that they’re in the US somewhere.

Old, powerful Yaoguai tend to be known by many names... real tons of names. Not this Yaoguai. It just has one name, and it’s not even a very interesting name. Really, there’s nothing to see here so just move along. And it’d be a real help if you didn’t mention meeting this Yaoguai. It prefers to live quietly, and doesn’t need people bugging it - not that anyone would. It’s never played the role of a God, doesn’t have any servants, and isn’t worshipped by any cults. That would just be crazy. Completely crazy. You don’t want to sound crazy, do you?

This Yaoguai has been around a while, but isn’t anything ancient or powerful, and doesn’t embody any universal concepts or anything like that. That sounds like a lot of work. Better to just have a nap. Work delayed is work denied! Big fundamental powers probably have all sorts of big fundamental power Yaoguai work to do, like not flooding their family’s homes with maple syrup - that would just be mean. Who even does that? I mean, come on! Wow. That sounds like the sort of person who would have inspired all sorts of myths and legends, like he-who-floods-your-house-with-maple-syrup or something. Scary scary. Ooooo~! So it couldn’t have been this Yaoguai, because the only legend about this Yaoguai is that it once missed a bus and had to walk to work.

This Yaoguai also doesn’t have any sort of family. Family can be trouble, like when your brother floods your house with maple syrup. I mean, what a complete asshole move! That’s definitely something you wouldn’t want to happen to you, so it follows that it’s best to not even have a brother, and if you do, to just forget about him, like he was never there. Yeah, that sounds good. Good and healthy. Don’t stress. Stress makes your hair turn grey and gives you wrinkles. You’ll look like a raisin. That’d be terrible.

I’m pretty sure a lot of Yaoguai go around looking for interesting things, but interesting things have a habit of backing their car over your foot or flooding your house with maple syrup, so this Yaoguai wouldn’t want to look for them, because those things are just terrible and nobody wants terrible things to happen to them, so it’s better to just chill out and perhaps have a nap and not talk to anyone. Keeps you out of trouble. It’s nice not to be in trouble. And if all else fails, sleep surrounded by fridges - I hear trouble doesn’t like fridges and will be scared away.

Certainly Not Flooding Any Place With Syrup
 This Yaoguai has never flooded any place with maple syrup, or any other kind of syrup, and doesn’t even like syrup, and was sleeping at the time.

Personality
This Yaoguai is really a very straight forward kinda guy - he doesn’t do anything crazy or mysterious and doesn’t even like messing with people, because they might flip out throw things at you and things can hurt - you could lose an eye that way. Certainly far too dangerous. Best not. Best not.

Being a fridge salesman, this Yaoguai is often surrounded by fridges - working on fridges, talking about fridges, admiring fridges. He really likes fridges, so if you don’t like fridges, maybe because you had a real bad accident and got stuck behind a fridge once, then you had best avoid him, because he’s really annoying, talkin’ about fridges all the time like some sort of maniac.

He’s also really lazy and is probably sleeping - most likely next to a fridge, at any time of the day. When not sleeping or talking about fridges, he just likes to relax and maybe have a little bit to drink, nothing excessive. Just keeping things real chill. Not getting involved in anything, because that just sounds way tiring so best not. Yeah. Best not. Also usually when you do things it rocks the boat and things can get really crazy, so best not. Yeah.

Power/Combat
He doesn’t really seem like the kind to get into fights, and probably isn’t that powerful overall. Being a Yaoguai, however, he’s probably strong enough to throw a fridge at someone if the need should arise - and those things are real heavy and you might get hurt if one lands on you.

Aside from that, he doesn’t seem to have any sort of combat skill... unless “boringly rambling about fridges and his dislike of syrup” counts?

Weapons and Artefacts
He only owns lots of fridges. And a shotgun, but he doesn’t have any bullets for it, maybe, probably. Who knows. Just leave the fridge-maniac alone, okay?

Major

 * Xiangdeng Tiandao: Apparently, he looks a lot like this guy who’s supposedly some big-shot Yaoguai of like doing all sorts of crazy things and probably even flooding your house with syrup. Really, you should be looking for this other guy instead, because he’s a lot more interesting.


 * Yukari Yakumo: Probably the person he’s most certainly never met, and never even heard of. There isn’t any person he could possibly know less about or have less to do with. If you mentioned the name to him, he’d probably just stare at you blankly... before trying to sell you a fridge.
 * Bai Ze: He swears he once sold a fridge to the Bai Ze, but since the Bai Ze is this real famous Yaoguai of having-a-massive-library-and-reading-books-and-stuff, and he’s this really deranged fridge merchant, the whole story is probably just bullshit and shouldn’t be taken seriously by anyone.

Trivia

 * He has never eaten a lemon, but several people claim to have seen him buying them, usually in bulk. He once claimed that they were for cleaning fridges, but has since changed his story and claims not to know what they are.


 * He has never been to Gensoukyou, or whatever that place is supposed to be called. It sounds real nice, though, but as he just freaks out at the thought of flying, he can’t exactly get to Japan, so it ain’t happening. No sir. No way.